Jan 30, 2004
John Heffron explains the difference between women and video games, then laments his diminishing sex life.
Jan 31, 2004
Dat Phan talks about his Asian-American upbringing, taunting his Vietnamese mother and what it likes being in interracial relationships.
Feb 6, 2004
D.C. Benny shares dentist horror stories and describes the worst things about riding the subway in New York City.
Feb 7, 2004
Frank Caliendo serves up a wide range of impressions, including George W. Bush, John Madden and Scooby-Doo.
Feb 13, 2004
Retta talks about the reliably bad customer service at McDonald's and the amazing sex life of lions.
Feb 14, 2004
Kevin Hart explains why being a newlywed is rough, learns that driving a big truck won't make him taller and talks about his mother's go-to answer for when things go wrong.
Feb 20, 2004
Eddie Gossling describes a misguided alien abduction and the stinginess of Episcopalian priests.
Feb 20, 2004
Jimmy Shubert gives his take on frog licking, office rage and stoic fish.
Feb 27, 2004
Vanessa Hollingshed talks about unrealistic beauty standards, performing for the troops and why her curly hair is like a drug addict living on top of her head.
Feb 27, 2004
Carlos Alazraqui explains that being the Taco Bell dog isn't an aphrodisiac, that Americans are just cocky teenagers and that there's not such thing as "honorable combat."
Mar 5, 2004
Doug Benson offers his marijuana-infused perspective on "The Vagina Monologues" and describes his efforts to be a more relatable comedian.
Mar 6, 2004
Mike Birbiglia discusses the struggles of trying to lose weight, the dating world and drinking in a laundromat.
Mar 12, 2004
Tom Cotter talks about his Irish and Scottish heritage, drinking too much on a plane and the changing lexicon of English.
Mar 18, 2004
Bob Oschack explains why marriage in L.A. is like a drug, why babies are better than lazy friends and why New York needs the south more than the south needs New York.
Mar 19, 2004
Demetri Martin believes having a stutter is a good thing, thinks drunken backseat drivers are dangerous and explains why he avoids escalators.
Mar 26, 2004
Vince Morris discuss his dad's propensity for smoking in the dark, his annoyance with mispronunciations and the subjectivity of the English language.
Mar 27, 2004
Gene Pompa talks about getting typecast as a Latino criminal, reflects on his Southern California upbringing and describes how he spices up his sex life.
Apr 2, 2004
Greg Giraldo lays out solutions for many of life's problems, including how to solve a reindeer shortage, how to raise fireproof children and how to treat the elderly.
Apr 9, 2004
Dwayne Perkins compares living in New York City to living in L.A., gives dating advice to men and explains what it likes to visit Africa as a black man.
Apr 10, 2004
Jimmy Dore describes the kinds of tattoos librarians might have, recalls attending Catholic school and reveals his attraction to Jude Law.
May 14, 2004
Tig Notaro describes nonsensical SkyMall items, wonders what her cat is thinking and learns about cultural sensitivity from Barbies.
May 15, 2004
Michael Showalter, Michael Ian Black and David Wain of Stella recite Irish limericks, demonstrate New England accents and describe a perfect summer day.
May 21, 2004
Paul Mercurio is still poor enough that finding $10 is a big deal, thinks God is passive agressive and believes there's nothing more humbling than a full-length mirror.
May 22, 2004
Clinton Jackson talks about finding things to say to his cat, why he's too childish to be a father and why a black circus ringmaster isn't exactly a civil right hero.
May 28, 2004
Paul Gilmartin explains why a terrorist attack in Vegas would go unnoticed, why footie pajamas make kids feel invincible and why he'd believe Hall & Oates over the Bible.
May 29, 2004
Rudy Rush talks about the struggles of dating, compares how men and women deal with breakups and explains why he never went to his parents for help with math homework.
Jun 11, 2004
Cory Kahaney discusses the drawbacks of being married to an ethical lawyer, her skepticism of yoga's spiritualism, and the tactless way men ask for morning sex.