Season 2
Episode Guide
Free Elka Part 2
S2
E1
Jan 19, 2011
Elka has a familiar jail cellmate, Victoria's assets are frozen, Joy desperately needs Rick's help, and Melanie is irate with Pete for busting her friends.
Bad Bromance
S2
E2
Jan 26, 2011
As Joy and Rick feign being a genuinely engaged couple, Melanie meets Pete's judgmental mother and is stunned when she finds out who Pete's brother is.
Hot For Lawyer
S2
E3
Feb 2, 2011
With her trial for possessing stolen goods approaching, Elka is advised by her handsome lawyer Kirk to act senile, as Melanie, Victoria, and Joy compete for his affection.
Sisterhood of the Traveling SPANX*
S2
E4
Feb 9, 2011
A psychic gives Joy a pair of magical Spanx , which brings the women bad luck, including a movie audition in which Victoria is mortified to read as Melanie Griffith's mother.
I Love Lucci Part 1
S2
E5
Feb 16, 2011
In L.A., Victoria plans revenge on her nemesis Susan Lucci, Joy confronts Michael Knight, Melanie gets sentimental, and Elka talks her way onto Jimmy Kimmel's show.
I Love Lucci Part 2
S2
E6
Feb 23, 2011
Still in L.A., Victoria feuds with Susan Lucci, Joy traps Michael Knight in his lie, Elka is determined to meet Robert Redford, and Melanie emotionally parts with her house.
Dog Tricks, Sex Flicks & Joy's Fix
S2
E7
Mar 2, 2011
Elka brings home a rescue dog, Joy starts dating a man she met in her therapist's waiting room, and Victoria's agent recommends she make a sex tape to jumpstart her career.
LeBron is Le Gone
S2
E8
Mar 9, 2011
Trying again for her green card, Joy gets engaged to a homeless man, Victoria lands a local news correspondent job, and Melanie dates a Cavaliers coach.
Elka's Snowbird
S2
E9
Mar 16, 2011
Victoria tries to win over the difficult kids of a man she likes, Elka is resistant to wintering in Florida with Max, and Melanie and Joy volunteer at a senior center.
Law & Elka Part 1
S2
E10
Mar 23, 2011
As Victoria interviews the governor's candidly opportunistic wife, Elka goes on trial and attempts to sway the verdict by flirting with an elderly juror.
Where's Elka? Part 2
S2
E11
Jun 15, 2011
After Elka flees to escape her sentencing, the women find her in Amish country, where they meet Yoder, and Victoria embraces the simple life.
How I Met My Mother
S2
E12
Jun 22, 2011
The women are terrified that an ex-con Victoria deceived will show up at the house, and Joy finally meets her son Owen, who thinks it may be best not to stay in contact.
Unseparated at Birthdates
S2
E13
Jun 29, 2011
After getting each other dates for another shared fake birthday, the women's night involves a Jesus look-alike, Siamese twins, an impressionist and an astute waiter.
Battle of the Bands
S2
E14
Jul 6, 2011
While rehearsing for a battle of the bands, Rick poaches away talented lead singer Joy, leaving Melanie, Victoria and Elka no choice but to use autotune microphones.
Love Thy Neighbor
S2
E15
Jul 13, 2011
Joy learns from a fertility clinic director that Rick is their most sought-after donor, and Victoria method-acts as an old woman to land a prestigious stage role.
Dancing Queens
S2
E16
Jul 20, 2011
Looking for "GBFFs" like they had in L.A., the women go to a gay bar, where Victoria is mistaken for a drag queen, and Elka punches out her former best friend.
The Emmy Show
S2
E17
Jul 27, 2011
Victoria tries to convince her daughter Emmy not to release a tell-all book, while Melanie and Joy are screened by a kid to be his father's new wife.
Arch Enemies
S2
E18
Aug 3, 2011
Targeted by a handsome news anchor's pranks, Victoria asks Joy to help her even the score, while Melanie gives a guy another chance and finds out he's a foot worshipper.
Too Hot For TV
S2
E19
Aug 10, 2011
Go behind the scenes with this collection of bloopers and interviews with Hot in Cleveland stars Wendie Malick, Valerie Bertinelli, Jane Leeves, and Betty White.
Indecent Proposals
S2
E20
Aug 17, 2011
Emulating "Sex and the City," Melanie writes her column in her best Carrie Bradshaw voice, Victoria gets a booty call from Johnny Revere, and Elka gets engaged.
Bridezelka
S2
E21
Aug 24, 2011
After finding a smooth minister to marry her to Fred, Elka becomes a high-maintenance bride, and Victoria tests a perspiration absorbing jumpsuit.
Elka's Wedding Part 1
S2
E22
Aug 31, 2011
On the day of Elka and Fred's wedding, Melanie, Victoria and Joy wake up surrounded by passed-out frat boys, then piece together what happened the night before.